Hello!

You menacing malignant shrew-like mother-basement dweller.  Greetings!  If you are reading this anytime after the date of March 4, 2012 then kindly disregard the previous sentence and please make your way past any written word after the patient, polite exclamation mark followed by a most intrusive bully of an astrix, continuing on to the last sentence of this paragraph.  *...!  If you are infact a malignant hacker of some sort, or a giddy visitor and you have managed to find your way here just minutes after this blog was created then I appreciate your potentially enthusiastic appreciation for my work, and respect your 'go-getter' attitude.  Welcome to my blog!

To the people who, after reading this paragraph, said:
"You dumbass, 'Greetings!' is a sentence on its own; did you want us to disregard that?"
Please re-read the first sentence of the paragraph previous.

And to the people who then say:
"oh but Tao, that's not a complete sentence."
Kindly jam any dining utensil you wish into one or more of your eye sockets and/or other tender areas of your body which will cause you probable permanent damage rendering that part potentially but not necessarily completely useless.

Thanks!
Tao.

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